A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he
  noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
  and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
     The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
     The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
   had ever had.   The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
   The man answered "oh, about 164."
      The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
    'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break-throughs',
   etc.......
     The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
   different tack... He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
   and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
    Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ sir?"
     This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started
   discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to
   expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
     The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
   stool....
   Again, he ordered a martini, and was asked the question, "What is your
  IQ?"??    This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".
     The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
     "A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h   O-B-A-M-A?"
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