AN OLD FARMER TOOK CARE OF THINGS……… HIS WAY !
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America . Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone, including the President.
They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did." the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States ?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning..."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't...
But you know how bad that sumbitch lies."
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
From Sonia Bliss - The Orlando Sentinel
This is the only facts you need to know to VOTE THEM OUT!!! To do less.... is to ask for more!!!
Orlando Sentinel!! 545 vs. 300,000,000
Charley Reese's articles prompted more letters to the editor than any of
the other Orlando Sentinel columnists in memory and he has sure hit the
nail on the head here.
545 vs. 300,000,000
This is fantastic, please take a few minutes to read. What in the world happened to us?
The article below is completely neutral, ..not anti republican or democrat.
Charlie Reese, a retired reporter for the Orlando Sentinal has hit the nail directly on the head, defining clearly who it is that in the final analysis must assume responsibility for the judgements made that impact each one of us every day.
It's a short but good read. Worth the time. Worth remembering!
545 vs. 300,000,000
EVERY CITIZEN NEEDS TO READ THIS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT THIS JOURNALIST
HAS SCRIPTED IN THIS MESSAGE. READ IT AND THEN REALLY THINK ABOUT OUR
CURRENT POLITICAL DEBACLE.
Charley Reese has been a journalist for 49 years.
545 PEOPLE By Charlie Reese
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then
campaign against them...
-Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are
against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?
-Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation
and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?
-You and I don't propose a federal budget. The president does.
-You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on
appropriations, the House of Representatives does.
-You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.
-You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.
-You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.
-One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme
-Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of the 300 million are
directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the
domestic problems that plague this country.
I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem
was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional
duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private,
central bank.
I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason.. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a president to do one cotton-picking thing. I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.
Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you
that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.
What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating a wasteful budget.....The president can only propose a budget. He cannot force Congress to accept it. The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the Speaker of the House? Nancy Pelosi. She is the leader of the majority party.. She and fellow House members, not the President can papprove any budget they want. If the president vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.
It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million can not replace
545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence and
irresponsibility. I can't think of a single domestic problem that is not
traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain
truth that 545 people exercise the power of the Federal government, then
it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.
-If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair.
-If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red ..
-If the Army & Marines are in IRAQ, it's because they want them in IRAQ
-If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement
plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way..
-There are no insoluble government problems.
Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power.
Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like "the economy," "inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.
Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible. They, and they alone,
have the power. They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the
people who are their bosses. Provided the voters have the gumption to
manage their own employees...
We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!
Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.
What you do with this article now that you have read it is up to you.
This might be funny if it weren't so darned true.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no
national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!
YOU can help it get there!!!
GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!!!
I DARE YOU !!!!!!
Orlando Sentinel!! 545 vs. 300,000,000
Charley Reese's articles prompted more letters to the editor than any of
the other Orlando Sentinel columnists in memory and he has sure hit the
nail on the head here.
545 vs. 300,000,000
This is fantastic, please take a few minutes to read. What in the world happened to us?
The article below is completely neutral, ..not anti republican or democrat.
Charlie Reese, a retired reporter for the Orlando Sentinal has hit the nail directly on the head, defining clearly who it is that in the final analysis must assume responsibility for the judgements made that impact each one of us every day.
It's a short but good read. Worth the time. Worth remembering!
545 vs. 300,000,000
EVERY CITIZEN NEEDS TO READ THIS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT THIS JOURNALIST
HAS SCRIPTED IN THIS MESSAGE. READ IT AND THEN REALLY THINK ABOUT OUR
CURRENT POLITICAL DEBACLE.
Charley Reese has been a journalist for 49 years.
545 PEOPLE By Charlie Reese
Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then
campaign against them...
-Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are
against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?
-Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation
and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?
-You and I don't propose a federal budget. The president does.
-You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on
appropriations, the House of Representatives does.
-You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.
-You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.
-You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does.
-One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one president, and nine Supreme
-Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of the 300 million are
directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the
domestic problems that plague this country.
I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that problem
was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its Constitutional
duty to provide a sound currency to a federally chartered, but private,
central bank.
I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason.. They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a senator, a congressman, or a president to do one cotton-picking thing. I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash. The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to determine how he votes.
Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you
that what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con regardless of party.
What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating a wasteful budget.....The president can only propose a budget. He cannot force Congress to accept it. The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the Speaker of the House? Nancy Pelosi. She is the leader of the majority party.. She and fellow House members, not the President can papprove any budget they want. If the president vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree to.
It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million can not replace
545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of incompetence and
irresponsibility. I can't think of a single domestic problem that is not
traceable directly to those 545 people. When you fully grasp the plain
truth that 545 people exercise the power of the Federal government, then
it must follow that what exists is what they want to exist.
-If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair.
-If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red ..
-If the Army & Marines are in IRAQ, it's because they want them in IRAQ
-If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement
plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way..
-There are no insoluble government problems.
Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to regulate and from whom they can take this power.
Above all, do not let them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical forces like "the economy," "inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take an oath to do.
Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible. They, and they alone,
have the power. They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the
people who are their bosses. Provided the voters have the gumption to
manage their own employees...
We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!
Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.
What you do with this article now that you have read it is up to you.
This might be funny if it weren't so darned true.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no
national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!
YOU can help it get there!!!
GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!!!
I DARE YOU !!!!!!
Friday, January 29, 2010
The Bar Tender
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool, he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break-throughs',
etc.......
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tack... He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started
discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to
expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool....
Again, he ordered a martini, and was asked the question, "What is your
IQ?"?? This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?"
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break-throughs',
etc.......
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tack... He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started
discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to
expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool....
Again, he ordered a martini, and was asked the question, "What is your
IQ?"?? This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?"
Monday, January 4, 2010
“I’d Rather Be Waterboarding.”
“I’d Rather Be Waterboarding.”
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."
" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."
" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"
"Stop Global Whining"
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.
"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? Recoil."
"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"
"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"
"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem." ...Ronald Reagan
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."
" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."
" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"
"Stop Global Whining"
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.
"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? Recoil."
"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"
"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"
"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem." ...Ronald Reagan
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Disciplining Your Kid When Called To The School
Go with your son, or daughter to the school. Find the principal after buying a case of beer. You your kid and friends sit in the principals office and have a brewsky laughing about the screw up the principal made in disciplining the wrong kid. Accept that you will not get an apology from the ignorant Percival looking meat head Principal. Have another one and be thankful that your kid has decent role models.
This was a lesson in discipline as the black trash President has set as an example.
He is planning on visiting the Moffat, Texas Volunteer Fire department in a week for an inspection of the fire hoses should you happen to know a member that you can give a heads up. God, what would we do without a President to handle the important stuff. What a sucker you liberals are. Giving up your country as a coward would for promises of reaching the end of the rainbow. Stick your finger in your butt and clear your brain.
What a freakin imbicile we have for a President. Just want to slap the crap out of the butt hole.
This was a lesson in discipline as the black trash President has set as an example.
He is planning on visiting the Moffat, Texas Volunteer Fire department in a week for an inspection of the fire hoses should you happen to know a member that you can give a heads up. God, what would we do without a President to handle the important stuff. What a sucker you liberals are. Giving up your country as a coward would for promises of reaching the end of the rainbow. Stick your finger in your butt and clear your brain.
What a freakin imbicile we have for a President. Just want to slap the crap out of the butt hole.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Chinese 'Kill Weapon' Gives U.S. Navy Cause for Concern
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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Details are emerging about a Chinese-developed “kill weapon” that potentially could target and destroy a U.S. aircraft carrier in a single strike.
The U.S. Naval Institute, a pro-military organization, notes that a post on a Chinese blog considered credible by military analysts provides a description of an anti-ship ballistic missile that could hit U.S. ships from about 1,240 miles.
A senior U.S. Navy official at the Pentagon confirmed to FOX News that such a weapon is a tangible threat from China, but it isn't a new threat. And the U.S. Navy has systems, such as the Aegis missile defense system, that can counter the threat posed by the Chinese missile.
The size of the missile, according to the U.S. Naval Institute, allows a warhead large enough to inflict significant damage on an American super carrier in a single strike, and it raises the chances of evading tracking systems and reaching its moving target unscathed in less than 12 minutes.
In recent months, the U.S. Navy's strategy has shifted toward improving the capabilities of its deep-sea fleet and developing anti-ballistic defenses, the U.S. Naval Institute reports.
Click here to read the full report from the U.S. Naval Institute.
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Details are emerging about a Chinese-developed “kill weapon” that potentially could target and destroy a U.S. aircraft carrier in a single strike.
The U.S. Naval Institute, a pro-military organization, notes that a post on a Chinese blog considered credible by military analysts provides a description of an anti-ship ballistic missile that could hit U.S. ships from about 1,240 miles.
A senior U.S. Navy official at the Pentagon confirmed to FOX News that such a weapon is a tangible threat from China, but it isn't a new threat. And the U.S. Navy has systems, such as the Aegis missile defense system, that can counter the threat posed by the Chinese missile.
The size of the missile, according to the U.S. Naval Institute, allows a warhead large enough to inflict significant damage on an American super carrier in a single strike, and it raises the chances of evading tracking systems and reaching its moving target unscathed in less than 12 minutes.
In recent months, the U.S. Navy's strategy has shifted toward improving the capabilities of its deep-sea fleet and developing anti-ballistic defenses, the U.S. Naval Institute reports.
Click here to read the full report from the U.S. Naval Institute.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
2nd Amendment Attack - Your NRA Supports you,,,,Join Now
Here we go - read and become fearful…
” To provide for the implementation of a system of licensing for purchasersof certain firearms and for a record of sale system for those firearms,and for other purposes ”The term ‘qualifying firearm’—16 ‘‘(A) means—17 ‘‘(i) any handgun; or18 ‘‘(ii) any semiautomatic firearm that19 can accept any detachable ammunition20 feeding device; and21 ‘‘(B) does not include any antique.’’
http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=111_cong_bills&docid=f:h45ih.txt.pdfhttp://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=111_cong_bills&docid=f:h45ih.txt.pdf
” To provide for the implementation of a system of licensing for purchasersof certain firearms and for a record of sale system for those firearms,and for other purposes ”The term ‘qualifying firearm’—16 ‘‘(A) means—17 ‘‘(i) any handgun; or18 ‘‘(ii) any semiautomatic firearm that19 can accept any detachable ammunition20 feeding device; and21 ‘‘(B) does not include any antique.’’
http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=111_cong_bills&docid=f:h45ih.txt.pdfhttp://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=111_cong_bills&docid=f:h45ih.txt.pdf
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