Comment by Rut Roh
December 19th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Auburn University announced today that Mohammad-Al-Aktil, the journalist who threw two shoes at President George W. Bush yesterday in a press conference in Iraq has signed a national letter of intent to play quarterback at Auburn University.
Head coach Gene Chizik proudly made the announcement just after 12 noon today. “As anyone who has watched the news in the past 24 hours can attest, Mohammad has a very accurate arm and his form and follow through are exceptional for someone who has never actually watched a football game in his life.”
Chizik added that Al-Aktil got not one, but two misses past the secret service. “Okay, maybe they hadn’t schemed for that first throw” the brand new coach stated. “But everybody in the room knew that second one was coming, and he still got it past the defense. Chizik noted that while both throws fell incomplete, the fact that nobody in the crowded room intercepted either of them impressed him greatly.
“This is a talent that can take us to victory in the next Iron Bowl,” he added. Mohammed is a 4 turbin rated prospect by infidels.com.
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